Internet Acronyms Dictionary

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A-Z

1FTR

One For The Road

24/7

24 hours a day, 7 days a week

5PT

Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together

A/S

Age/Sex

A/S/L

Age/Sex/Location

AA

Adios Amigo

AA

Alcoholics Anonymous

AAAAA

American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAMOF

As A Matter Of Fact

AATK

Always At The Keyboard

ABCD

Any Bozo Can Do

ABT

About

ACD

Alt Control Delete

ACK

Acknowledge

ACK

Acknowledged

ACRONYM

Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning

ADN

Any Day Now

AFAIAA

As Far As I Am Aware

AFAIC

As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICS

As Far As I Can See

AFAICT

As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK

As Far As I Know

AFAIR

As Far As I Recall

AFAIR

As Far As I Remember

AFAIUI

As Far As I Understand It

AFAYC

As Far As You're Concerned

AFAYK

As Far As You Know

AFB

Away From Brain

AFC

Away From Computer

AFCPS

Any Fool Can Plainly See

AFDA

A Few Days Ago

AFDB

A Few Days Back

AFK

Away From Keyboard

AFOCL

Almost Fell Off Chair Laughing

AFTP

Anonymous File Transfer Protocol

AFU

All Fucked Up

AI

As If

AICMFP

And I Claim My Five Pounds

AIH

As It Happens

AIIC

As If I Care

AIR

As I Recall

AIR

As I Remember

AIS

As I Said

AISB

As I Said Before

AISI

As I See It

AIUI

As I Understand It

AIW

As It Was

AIW

As It Were

AKA

Also Known As

ALA

As Long As

ALAP

As Late As Possible

ALG

Ain't Love Grand

AMAP

As Many As Possible

AMAP

As Much As Possible

AMD

Air Movement Device

AMF

Adios Mother Fucker

AMF

Adios My Friend

AMF

All My Fault

AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

AML

All My Love

ANFAWFOS

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors

ANFSCD

And Now For Something Completely Different

ANSI

American National Standards Institute

AOL

America On a Leash

AOL

America On-Line

AOL

Army Of Lamers

APAC

All Praise And Credit

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

ARE

Acronym-Rich Environment

ASAFP

As Soon As Fucking Possible

ASAHP

As Soon As Humanly Possible

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

ASB

Amazing Story Bro

ASB

Attention Seeking Behaviour

ASCII

American Standard Code for Information Interchange

ASF

And So Forth

ASL

Age/Sex/Location

ASO

And So On

ATB

All The Best

ATLA

Another Three Letter Acronym

ATM

At The Moment

ATM

Automatic Teller Machine

ATP

At The Pool

ATSL

Along The Same Line

ATTN

Attention

ATTYOB

Anything That Turns You On Baby

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

AWCIGO

And Where Can I Get One

AWGTHTGTATA

Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again

AWGTHTGTTA

Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWHFY

Are We Having Fun Yet

AWOL

Absent Without Leave

AWS

As We Speak

AWYR

Awaiting Your Reply

AYBABTU

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

AYCOOYM

Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind

AYF

All Your Fault

AYK

As You Know

AYOR

At Your Own Risk

AYPI

And Your Point Is

AYT

Are You There

B/C

Because

B4

Before

B4N

Bye For Now

BAB

Build A Bridge

BAC

Back At Computer

BAC

By Any Chance

BAD

Bad As Designed

BAF

Brain Already Fried

BAIC

Boy, Am I Confused

BAK

Back At Keyboard

BAMF

Bad Assed Mother Fucker

BANANA

Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody

BAS

Big Ass Smile

BASIC

Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code

BASIC

Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

BB

Be Back

BBFN

Bye Bye For Now

BBIAB

Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF

Be Back In A Few

BBL

Be Back Later

BBN

Bye Bye Now

BBR

Burnt Beyond Repair

BBS

Be Back Soon

BBS

Bulletin Board System

BBSL

Be Back Sooner or Later

BBW

Big Beautiful Women

BC

Basket Case

BC

Because

BCC

Blind Carbon Copy

BCNU

Be Seeing You

BEG

Big Evil Grin

BF

Boyfriend

BFBI

Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance

BFD

Big Fucking Deal

BFFL

Best Friends For Life

BFG

Big Fat Grin

BFG

Big Friendly Giant

BFG

Big Fucking Grin

BFG

Big Fucking Gun

BFH

Big Fucking Hammer

BFI

Brute Force and Ignorance

BFI

Bunch of Fucking Idiots

BFM

Big Fucking Magic

BFMI

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance

BFN

Bye For Now

BFOG

Blouse Full Of Goodies

BG

Big Grin

BGUTI

Better Get Used To It

BH

Better Half

BHB

Big Hairy Bollocks

BIBO

Beer In, Beer Out

BIC

Back In Character

BIC

Best In Class

BICBW

But I Could Be Wrong

BIL

Brother In Law

BION

Believe It Or Not

BIOYA

Blow It Out Your Ass

BIOYIOP

Blow It Out Your I/O Port

BITD

Beaten It To Death

BK

Because

BKA

Better Known As

BKAM

Between Keyboard And Monitor

BLT

Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato

BLTN

Better Late Than Never

BM

Bite Me

BMB

Bite My Butt

BMF

Bad Mother Fucker

BMOC

Big Man On Campus

BMTIPG

Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters

BMW

Big Money Wasted

BMW

Bikes Made Wonderful

BMW

Bought My Wife

BNF

Big Name Fan

BNI

Batteries Not Included

BOC

But Of Course

BOF

Birds Of A Feather

BOF

Boring Old Fart

BOFH

Bastard Operator From Hell

BOHICA

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

BOL

Best Of Luck

BOOMFM

Bored Out Of My Fucking Mind

BOOYFM

Bored Out Of Your Fucking Mind

BOS

Big Orange Switch

BOT

Back On Topic

BOTE

Back Of The Envelope

BOTEC

Back Of The Envelope Calculation

BRB

Be Right Back

BRBDGA

Be Right Back, Don't Go Away

BRBGTGP

Be Right Back Got To Go Pee

BRGDS

Best Regards

BRS

Big Red Switch

BRT

Be Right There

BS

Big Smile

BS

Bull Shit

BSEG

Big Shit Eating Grin

BSF

But Seriously Folks

BSG

Big Smiling Grin

BSG

Broad Sweeping Generalization

BSOD

Blue Screen Of Death

BSOM

Beats the Shit Out of Me

BST

But Seriously Though

BTA

But Then Again

BTAICBW

But Then Again I Could Be Wrong

BTAIM

Be That As It May

BTC

Biting The Carpet

BTDT

Been There Done That

BTDTGTS

Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt

BTDTGTTS

Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt

BTFT

Been There Fixed That

BTHOM

Beats The Hell Outta Me

BTK

Back To Keyboard

BTLSOM

Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me

BTOBD

Be There Or Be Dead

BTSOOM

Beats The Shit Out Of Me

BTU

Back To You

BTW

By The Way

BTWBO

Be There With Bells On

BUAF

Butt Ugly ASCII Font

BUAG

Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic

BUGS

Bloody User Generated Symptoms

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

BWDIK

But What Do I Know

BWFH

Bastard Webmaster From Hell

BWK

Big Wet Kiss

BWL

Bursting With Laughter

BWQ

Buzz Word Quotient

BYKT

But You Knew That

BYKTA

But You Knew That Already

BYOB

Bring Your Own Booze

BYOB

Bring Your Own Bottle

BYORL

Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher

C

Cool

C&G

Chuckle and Grin

C/O

in Care Of

C4N

Ciao For Now

CADET

Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try

CANFU

Combined Army-Navy Fuckup

CAPTCHA

Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

CATCH

Come Again, That Can't Help

CAUL

Complete And Utter Laziness

CB

Call Back

CBA

Can't Be Arsed

CBL

Come Back Later

CC

Carbon Copy

CCOC

Crosley Car Owners Club

CD

Compact Disc

CD-ROM

Compact Disc - Read Only Memory

CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

CE

Creative Editing

CF

Charlie Foxtrot

CF

Cluster Fuck

CFD

Call For Discussion

CFV

Call For Votes

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

CIC

Christ, I'm Confused

CICO

Coffee In, Coffee Out

CID

Crying In Disgrace

CIO

Cut It Out

CIS

Compuserve Information System

CLAB

Crying Like A Baby

CLI

Command Line Interface

CLM

Career Limiting Move

CLOAKA

Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms

CLSP

Cheap Little Sex Poodle

CMIIW

Correct Me If I'm Wrong

CNG

Chuckle And Grin

CNP

Continued in Next Post

CO

Conference

COB

Close Of Business

COBOL

COmmon Business-Oriented Language

COBOL

Compiles Only By Odd Luck

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

COBOL

Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic

COD

Cash On Delivery

COI

Come On In

COO

Come On Over

COTFL

Crawling On The Floor Laughing

COTFLGOHAHA

Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack

CP

Chat Post

CP

Copy Protection

CPF

Can Pigs Fly

CRAFT

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

CRBT

Crying Real Big Tears

CRPG

Character Role Playing Game

CRPG

Computer Role Playing Game

CRS

Can't Remember Shit

CS

Cop Shop

CSG

Chuckle Snicker Grin

CSS

Can't Stop Smiling

CSS

Cascading Style Sheet

CSW

Can't See Why

CSY

Can't Stop Yawning

CTTD

Cute Things They Do

CTTS

Cute Things They Say

CU

See You

CU2

See You, Too

CUA

Common User Access

CUA

Commonly Used Acronym

CUIAL

See You In Another Life

CUIC

See You In Church

CUL

Catch You Later

CUL

See You Later

CUL8R

See You Later

CUL8TR

See You Later

CUS

See You Soon

CW

Complete Wank

CW

Current Weight

CWYL

Chat With You Later

CYA

Cover Your Ass

CYA

See You

CYAL8R

See You All Later

CYAL8R

See You Later

CYL

See You Later

CYM

Check Your Mail

CYPUWIPD

Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down

D&C

Duck And Cover

D/L

DownLoad

DAMHIKIJKOK

Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK

DAP

Parents Against Dyslexia

DARFC

Ducking And Running For Cover

DBA

Doing Business As

DBAI

Designed By An Idiot

DBBO

Difficult Bits By Others

DBN

Doing Business, Not

DD

Darling Daughter

DD

Dear Daughter

DD

Dreaded Disease

DDD

Deliberate Design Decision

DEC

Digital Equipment Corporation

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

DEGT

Don't Even Go There

DEU

Dumb End User

DFI

Dumb Fucking Idea

DFN

Dedicated Frogans Network

DFTTOM

Don't Forget To Think Of Me

DFU

Don't Forget Units

DGT

Don't Go There

DH

Deaf Hubby

DH

Dear Hubby

DH

Dear Husband

DH

Dick Head

DH

Dumb Hubby

DHCP

Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol

DHTML

Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language

DIAF

Die In A Fire

DIIK

Damned If I Know

DIIN

Damned If I Know

DIL

Daughter In Law

DILLIC

Do I Look Like I Care

DILLIGAD

Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DILLIGAF

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck

DILLIGAFF

Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck

DINK

Double Income, No Kids

DINK

Dual Income, No Kids

DINS

Double Income No Sex

DITUIHIBMSL

Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately

DITUILIBMSL

Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately

DIY

Do It Yourself

DK

Don't Know

DKU

Drop Kick Ugly

DL

Download

DLG

Devilish Little Grin

DLN

Don't Leave Now

DLTBBB

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

DLTDHYWTGLSY

Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya

DMML

Don't Make Me Laugh

DNA

Did Not Answer

DND

Do Not Disturb

DND

Drag 'N Drop

DNPM

Damn Near Pissed Myself

DNPM

Darn Near Pissed Myself

DNS

Domain Name Server

DNS

Domain Name Service

DNS

Domain Name System

DOA

Dead On Arrival

DOB

Date Of Birth

DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

DOM

Dirty Old Man

DOS

Dead Operating System

DOS

Defective Operating System

DOS

Disk Operating System

DOS

Dozing Off Soon

DRA

Don't Recognize Acronyms

DS

Darling Son

DS

Dear Son

DSH

Desperately Seeking Help

DTD

Document Type Definition

DTHT

Delighted To Hear That

DTOKAB

Drop To One Knee And Blow

DTP

DeskTop Publishing

DTRT

Do The Right Thing

DUCT

Did You See That

DUCWIC

Do You See What I See

DUK

Dead Upon Keyboard

DVD

Digital Versatile Disc

DW

Dear Wife

DW

Don't Worry

DWAI

Don't Worry About It

DWIM

Do What I Mean

DWIMC

Do What I Mean, Correctly

DWIMNWIS

Do What I Mean, Not What I Say

DWISNWID

Do What I Say, Not What I Do

DWOL

Drunk while on line

DYE

Damn Your Eyes

DYHABF

Do You Have A Boyfriend

DYHAGF

Do You Have A Girlfriend

DYHWIH

Do You Hear What I Hear

DYJHI

Don't You Just Hate It

DYJHIW

Don't You Just Hate It When

DYJHIWTH

Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens

DYODW

Do Your Own Dirty Work

DYSWIS

Do You See What I See

DYT

Don't You Think

DYTS

Don't You Think So

E2EG

Ear To Ear Grin

ECP

Excessive Cross Posting

ED

Emotionally Disturbed

EDP

Emotionally Disturbed Person

EG

Evil Grin

EGBOK

Everythin's Going To Be Okay

EGC

Extrememly Gruntled Customer

EIF

Exercise In Futility

EMML

E-mail Me Later

EMP

Excessive Multiple Posting

EMS

E-Mail Shorthand

EMSG

Email Message

ENQ

Enquire

EOB

End Of Business

EOD

End Of Debate

EOD

End Of Discussion

EOF

End Of File

EOL

End Of Lecture

EOM

End Of Message

EOQ

End Of Question

EOQ

End Of Quote

EOS

End Of Show

EOS

End Of Story

EOT

End Of Thread

EOT

End Of Transmission

EPBKAC

Error Persists Between Keyboard And Chair

EPU

Evil Parallel Universe

ES&D

Eat Shit & Die

ES&LTHI

Eat Shit & Live To Hate It

ESAD

Eat Shit And Die

ESADMF

Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker

ESAL

Eat Shit And Live

ESBAM

Eat Shit, Bark At Moon

ESOSL

Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter

ESP

Especially

ETA

Edited To Add

ETA

Estimated Time of Arrival

ETD

Estimated Time of Departure

ETLA

Extended Three Letter Acronym

EZ

Easy

F2F

Face To Face

F2F

Flesh To Flesh

F4T

Food For Thought

FA

Fuck All

FAAK

Falling Asleep At Keyboard

FAFWOA

For A Friend Without Access

FAO

For Attention Of

FAQ

Frequently Asked Question

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQL

Frequently Asked Question(s) List

FAWC

For Anyone Who Cares

FBH

Federal Bureau of Hackers

FBH

Fucking Butter Heads

FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation

FBI

Female Body Inspector

FBI

Full Blown Idiot

FC

Fingers Crossed

FCFS

First Come, First Served

FCOL

For Crying Out Loud

FD

Fuck Dat

FDA

Food & Drug Administration

FDA

Fucking Dumb Ass

FDROTFL

Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing

FF

French Fry

FFRD

Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut

FFS

For Fucks Sake

FFT

Food For Thought

FGS

For Goodness' Sake

FIAT

Finds It Appalingly Tasteless

FIAT

Fix It Again, Tony

FICCL

Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less

FIFO

First In, First Out

FIGJAM

Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

FIGMO

Fuck It, Got My Orders

FIIK

Fucked If I Know

FIIN

Fucked If I Know

FIL

Father In Law

FIOFYF

Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker

FISH

First In, Still Here

FISHDO

Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On

FITB

Fill In The Blank

FIWOBATLAAI

Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er

FKMFATIFKYB

French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back

FLE

Four Letter Expletive

FM

Fucking Magic

FMH

Fuck Me Harder

FML

Fuck My Life

FMN

Forget Me Not

FMTEYEWTK

Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know

FNC

Frogans Network Certificate

FNS

Frogans Network System

FNSL

Frogans Network System Language

FO

Fuck Off

FOAD

Fuck Off And Die

FOAF

Friend Of A Friend

FOAFOAG

Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend

FOAG

Father Of A Girlfriend

FOC

Free Of Charge

FOCLMAO

Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off

FOD

Finger Of Death

FORD

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

FORD

Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD

Found On Road Dead

FOS

Freedom Of Speech

FOS

Full Of Shit

FOT

Full Of Tripe

FOTCL

Falling Off The Chair Laughing

FOTM

Flavour Of The Month

FPS

First Person Shooter

FPS

For Pete's Sake

FPS

Frames Per Second

FRE

Frequently Requested Enhancement

FRED

Fucking Rediculous Electronical Device

FRED

Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device

FRZ

Fruitin' Religious Zealot

FSDL

Frogans Slide Description Language

FTASB

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTBOMH

From The Bottom Of My Heart

FTDS

Fuck The Dumb Shit

FTF

Face To Face

FTL

Faster Than Light

FTLOG

For The Love Of God

FTP

File Transfer Protocol

FTS

Fixin' To Start

FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA

Fuck These Stupid Ass Acronyms, They're So Fuckin' Dumb, No One Really Uses Any Of Them, Dumb Ass

FTTT

From Time To Time

FTW

For The Win

FTW

Fuck The World

FU

Follow-Up

FU

Fucked Up

FU

Future Use

FUA

Frequently Used Acronym

FUA

Fucked Up Again

FUBAB

Fucked Up Beyond All Belief

FUBAR

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

FUBAR

Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR

Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition

FUBARWHOF

Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing

FUBB

Fouled Up Beyond Belief

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation

FUD

Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt

FUMTU

Fucked Up More Than Usual

FUP

Follow Up

FUP2

Follow Up To

FURTB

Full Up Ready To Burst

FUT

Follow-Up To

FWIW

For What It's Worth

FWMAYOR

Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk

FY

Fuck You

FY&TSYRIO

Fuck You & The Sysop You Rode In On

FYA

For Your Amusement

FYATSYRIO

Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On

FYDITM

Fuck You Directly In The Mouth

FYE

For Your Entertainment

FYEO

For Your Eyes Only

FYG

For Your Guidance

FYI

For Your Information

FYP

Fixed Your Post

G

Grin

G1

Good One

G2G

Got To Go

G4U

Good For You

G4Y

Good For You

GA

Go Ahead

GAC

Get A Clue

GAFIA

Get Away From It All

GAFM

Get Away From Me

GAL

Get A Life

GALL

Get A Life, Loser

GAP

Girls Against Pregnancy

GASP

Go Away, Silly Person

GB

God Bless

GBH

Great Big Hug

GBH&K

Great Big Hug & Kiss

GBH&K

Great Big Hugs & Kisses

GBH&KB

Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back

GBKU

God Bless and Keep You

GBTM

Get Back To Me

GBU

God Bless You

GBY

God Bless You

GC

Garbage Collect

GD&H

Grinning, Ducking & Hiding

GD&R

Grinning, Ducking & Running

GD&RF

Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast

GD&RVVF

Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast

GD&W

Grinning, Ducking & Weaving

GD&WVVF

Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast

GDNR

Grinning, Ducking And Running

GDNRVVF

Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast

GF

Girl Friend

GF

Girlfriend

GFAK

Go Fly A Kite

GFC

Going For Coffee

GFN

Gone For Now

GFR

Grim File Reaper

GFU

General Fuck Up

GFU

Good For You

GFY

Good For You

GG

Go Girl

GG

Good Game

GG

Good Going

GG

Gotta Go

GGC

Goo Goo Cluster

GGG

Giggle

GGN

Gotta Go Now

GGP

Gotta Go Pee

GGP

Gotta Go Piss

GH

Getting Hard

GIGO

Garbage In, Garbage Out

GIGO

Garbage In, Gospel Out

GIM

Great Idea Man

GIRO

Garbage In Rubbish Out

GIWIST

Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GJ

Good Job

GL

Good Luck

GLG

Good Looking Girl

GLG

Goofy Little Grin

GLGH

Good Luck And Good Hunting

GM

General Maintenance

GM

Good Morning

GM

Got Milk

GMAB

Give Me A Break

GMAFB

Give Me A Fucking Break

GMBO

Giggling My Butt Off

GMC

Garage Mans Companion

GMC

Gotta Mechanic Coming?

GMT

Greenwich Mean Time

GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

GN

Good Night

GO

Get Out

GOB

Good'Ol Boy

GOI

Get Over It

GOK

God Only Knows

GOLD

Getting On Limp Dick

GOOH

Get Out Of Here

GOOMF

Get Out Of My Face

GOOML

Get Out Of My Life

GOTFIA

Groaning On The Floor In Agony

GOWI

Get On With It

GPF

General Protection Fault

GPF

Go Puke, Fast

GPY

Grumpy

GR

Get Real

GR&D

Grinning, Running & Ducking

GR&D

Grinning, Running, And Ducking

GR8

Great

GRUIT

Get Real You Impudent Thing

GSHIWMP

Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants

GTABO

Get That Ass Back On

GTBOS

Glad To Be Of Service

GTFO

Get The Fuck Out

GTFOOMF

Get The Fuck Out Of My Face

GTG

Got To Go

GTH

Go To Hell

GTP

Gone To Pee

GTS

Going To Starbucks

GTSY

Glad To See You

GTTB

Gee That's Too Bad

GUI

Graphical User Interface

GW

Getting Wet

GW

Goal Weight

GWATCDR

God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise

H

Hug

H&K

Hug and Kiss

H&K

Hugs And Kisses

H2

How To

H8

Hate

HAB

Hot Asian Babe

HABU

Have A Better 'Un

HAGN

Have A Good Night

HAGU

Have A Good 'Un

HAK

Hugs and kisses

HAND

Have A Nice Day

HB

Happy Birthday

HB

Hug Back

HB2U

Happy Birthday To You

HBTY

Happy Birthday To You

HCB

Holy Cow, Batman

HF

Have Fun

HGTTG

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

HH

Holding Hands

HHGTTG

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

HHIS

Hanging Head In Shame

HHO 1/2 K

Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HHOJ

Ha Ha, Only Joking

HHOK

Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HHOS

Ha Ha, Only Serious

HHTYAY

Happy Holidays To You And Yours

HIB

Have I Been

HIG

How's it Going

HIH

Hope It Helps

HILIACACLO

Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off

HIWTH

Hate It When That Happens

HLOL

Hysterically Laughing Out Loud

HLOLARAWCHAWMP

Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants

HLV

Hasta La Vista

HLVB

Hasta La Vista, Baby

HMFG

Holy Mother of Fucking God

HMFIC

Head Mother Fucker In Charge

HMFWIC

Head Mother Fucker What's In Charge

HMOFG

Holy Mother Of Fucking God

HMP

Help Me Please

HMT

Here's My Try

HMU

Hit Me Up

HNONA

Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action

HOF

Hell Of Funny

HOMPR

Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HORU

How Old Are You

HP

Home Page

HPB

High Ping Bastard

HSIBHHUB

Holy Shit It's Batman Holding His Utility Belt

HSIK

How Should I Know

HSP

Highly Sensitive Person

HTB

Heavens To Betsy

HTFSIK

How The Fuck Should I Know

HTH

Happy To Help

HTH

Hope That Helps

HTH

Hope This Helps

HTML

Hyper Text Markup Language

HTSI

Hope That Sinks In

HTTP

HyperText Transfer Protocol

HUA

Head Up Ass

HUA

Heads Up Asshole

HUA

Heard, Understood, Acknowledged

HUB

Head Up Butt

HUF

Horny Unattached Female

HUM

Horny Unattached Male

HW

Hardware

HWMBI

He Who Must Be Ignored

HWP

Height Weight Proportional

HWS(PEST)

Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)

HWUA

Head Way Up Ass

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

IAAA

I Am An Accountant

IAAL

I Am A Lawyer

IAC

In Any Case

IAD

Internet Acronyms Dictionary

IAE

In Any Event

IAIYH

It's All In Your Head

IANAA

I Am Not An Accountant

IANAC

I Am Not A Crook

IANAL

I Am Not A Lawyer

IANALBIPOOTV

I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv

IANYM

In A New York Minute

IARTPFWTSIOWIM

I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means

IASH

I Am So Horny

IAW

In Accordance With

IBB

I'll Be Back

IBBV

Impossible Bits By Vendor

IBC

Inadequate, But Cute

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

IBM

Idiots Bought Me

IBM

Inadequate, But Marketable

IBM

International Business Machines

IBN

I'm Buck Naked

IBTD

I Beg To Differ

IC

I See

ICB

I Care Because

ICBW

I Could Be Wrong

ICHC

I Can Has Cheezburger?

ICIHICPCL

I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less

ICMP

Internet Control Message Protocol

ICTYBTIHTKY

I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You

ICUR

I See You Are

ICYDK

In Case You Didn't Know

ICYI

In Case You're Interested

IDBI

I Don't Believe It

IDBY

I Don't Believe You

IDC

I Don't Care

IDD

Indeed

IDGAD

I Don't Give A Damn

IDGAS

I Don't Give A Shit

IDGI

I Don't Get It

IDK

I Don't Know

IDM

It Doesn't Matter

IDMM

It Doesn't Matter to Me

IDMTM

It Doesn't Matter To Me

IDT

I Don't Think

IDTS

I Don't Think So

IDTT

I'll Drink To That

IDU

I Don't Understand

IE

Internet Exploder

IE

Internet Explorer

IE

That Is

IFF

If and only If

IGG

I Gotta Go

IGGNLTL

I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later

IGGTOT

I Gotta Go To Other Things

IGP

I Gotta Pee

IGTP

I Get The Point

IHA

I Hate Acronyms

IHATCFYB

I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body

IHTBS

It Has To Be Shown

IHTFP

I Hate This Fucking Place

IHTFP

I Have Truly Found Paradise

IHTG

I Hate To Go

IHTG

I Have To Go

IHYUWIM

I Hope You Understand What I Mean

IIABDFI

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

IINM

If I'm Not Mistaken

IIR

If I Recall

IIRC

If I Recall Correctly

IIRC

If I Remember Correctly

IITYWIMIWHTKY

If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You

IITYWIMWYBMAD

If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink

IITYWTMWYKM

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me

IITYWYBAD

If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink

IITYWYBMAB

If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer

IIUC

If I Understand Correctly

IIWII

It Is What It Is

IIWM

If It Were Me

IIWM

If It Were Mine

IJLS

I Just Like Saying

IK

I Know

IKBA

I Know Bugger All

IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM

I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I'm Not Sure You Realize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant

IKYN

I Kid You Not

ILI

I Like Ike

ILIC

I Laughed, I Cried

ILICISCOMK

I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard

ILICISCOMK

I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard

ILIWTPCT

I Love It When The Plan Comes Together

ILN

It Looks Nice

ILN

It's Looking Nice

ILSHIBAMF

I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture

ILSHIBATF

I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture

ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ

I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference. Honestly, You Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job

ILU

I Love You

ILY

I Love You

IM

Instant Message

IM

Instant Messaging

IMAO

In My Arrogant Opinion

IMBO

In My Biased Opinion

IMBO

In My Bloody Opinion

IMBW

I May Be Wrong

IMCAO

In My Completely Arrogant Opinion

IMCDO

In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion

IMCO

In My Considered Opinion

IME

In My Experience

IMHBCO

In My Humble But Correct Opinion

IMHO

In My Holy Opinion

IMHO

In My Honest Opinion

IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

IMMOR

I Make My Own Rules

IMNSCO

In My Not So Considered Opinion

IMNSHO

In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMNSVHO

In My Not So Very Humble Opinion

IMO

In My Opinion

IMOBIHO

In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion

IMOBO

In My Own Biased Opinion

IMOHO

In My Occasionally Humble Opinion

IMPE

In My Personal Experience

IMPE

In My Previous Experience

IMPOV

In My Point Of View

IMS

I Am Sorry

IMS

I Must Say

IMU

I Miss You

IMVHO

In My Very Humble Opinion

INGSI

I'm Not Gonna Say It

INL

I'm Not Laughing

INPO

In No Particular Order

INT

I'll Never Tell

IOKIYAR

It's OK If You Are Republican

IOTTMCO

Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer

IOU

I Owe You

IOW

In Other Words

IOWTBT

I Only Want To Be Told

IRC

Internet Relay Chat

IRL

In Real Life

IRMFI

I Reply Merely For Information

IROOC

I've Run Out Of Cigarettes

IRSTBO

It Really Sucks The Big One

ISAGN

I See A Great Need

ISBAB

I Should have Bought A Book

ISDN

Integrated Services Digital Network

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

ISIRTA

I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again

ISO

In Search Of

ISO

In Support Of

ISP

Internet Service Provider

ISTM

It Seems To Me

ISTR

I Seem To Recall

ISTR

I Seem To Remember

ISWYM

I See What You Mean

ITA

I Totally Agree

ITAH

Is There Anybody Here

ITBUYSIFY

Impossible To Believe Unless You See It For Yourself

ITD

In The Dark

ITFA

In The Final Analysis

ITGLW&TCDR

If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise

ITRO

In The Region Of

ITRW

In The Real World

ITSFWI

If The Shoe Fits, Wear It

ITWSBT

I Think We Should Be Told

ITYM

I Think You Mean

IUIATT

I Use It All The Time

IUTHALORFH

I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her

IUTHALORFH

I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him

IUTKATS

I Used To Know All That Stuff

IWALU

I Will Always Love You

IWBIWISI

I Will Believe It When I See It

IWBN

It Would Be Nice

IWBNI

It Would Be Nice If

IWBS

I Was Being Stupid

IWIK

I Wish I Knew

IWSN

I Want Sex Now

IYD

In Your Dreams

IYDM

If You Don't Mind

IYF

It's Your Fault

IYFEG

Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group

IYKWIM

If You Know What I Mean

IYKWIMAITYD

If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

IYL

If You Like

IYO

In Your Opinion

IYSWIM

If You See What I Mean

IYW

If You Wish

J/K

Just Kidding

J4F

Just For Fun

J4G

Just For Grins

J4SAG

Just For Shit And Grins

J6P

Joe 6-Pack

JAFO

Just Another Fucking Observer

JAFU

Just Another Fuck Up

JAM

Just A Minute

JAM

Just A Moment

JANFU

Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up

JAS

Just A Second

JASE

Just Another System Error

JAWS

Just Another Windows Shell

JBL

Junk But Loud

JFA

Just Fucking Around

JFC

Jesus Fucking Christ

JFF

Just For Fun

JFG

Just For Grins

JFGI

Just Fucking Google It

JFTR

Just For The Record

JFYI

Just For Your Information

JGI

Just Google It

JIC

Just In Case

JK

Just Kidding

JMHFOOC

Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course

JMO

Just My Opinion

JMOOC

Just My Opinion Of Course

JPW

Just Plain Weird

JSNM

Just Stark Naked Magic

JTLYK

Just To Let You Know

JTYWTK

Just Thought You Wanted To Know

JW

Just Wondering

JYT

Just Your Type

K

Kiss

K

Okay

KB

Kiss Back

KBD

Keyboard

KCBIWIYWI

Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It

KDW

Keep Digging, Watson

KEAH

Kill Everyone After Hours

KHYF

Know How You Feel

KIBO

Knowledge In, Bullshit Out

KIQ

Keep It Quiet

KISS

Keep It Simple, Stupid

KIT

Keep In Touch

KITA

Kick In The Ass

KITB

Kick In The Butt

KMA

Kiss My Ass

KMG

Kiss My Grits

KMYF

Kiss Me You Fool

KOC

Kiss On Cheek

KOEO

Key On Engine Off

KOER

Key On Engine Running

KOL

Kiss On Lips

KOTC

Kiss On The Cheek

KOTL

Kiss On The Lips

KTCOOTN

Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup

KUTGSAWYAD

Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing

KUTGW

Keep Up The Good Work

KWIM

Know What I Mean

KYHOOYA

Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass

L

Laugh

L2BS

Licence To BS

L2P

Learn To Play

L2R

Learn To Read

L8R

Later

L8R G8R

Later 'Gater

LAB&TYD

Life's A Bitch & Then You Die

LABTYD

Life's A Bitch, Then You Die

LAGNAF

Let's All Get Naked And Fuck

LAN

Local Area Network

LART

Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool

LASER

Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

LAY

Looking At You

LBS

Laughing But Serious

LDD

La Dee Da

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

LG

Let's Go

LGT

Link Goes To

LHM

Lord Help Me

LHO

Laughing Head Off

LHU

Lord Help Us

LIFER

Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility

LIFO

Last In First Out

LIHOP

Let It Happen On Purpose

LIRGAS

Like I Really Give A Shit

LIS

Lost In Space

LISP

Lost In Stupid Parenthesis

LISP

Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

LJBF

Let's Just Be Friends

LLAL

Laughing Like A Lunatic

LLAP

Live Long And Prosper

LLTA

Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

LMA

Leave Me Alone

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off

LMAO

Lick Me All Over

LMAOROTF

Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor

LMC

Let Me See

LMC

Lost My Connection

LMCOA

Lost My Connection Once Again

LMFAO

Laughing My Fat Ass Off

LMFAO

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

LMHO

Laughing My Head Off

LMIRL

Let's Meet In Real Life

LMK

Let Me Know

LMS

Let Me See

LMSO

Laughing My Socks Off

LMTFA

Leave Me The Fuck Alone

LMTO

Laughing My Tampon Out

LMTO

Laughing My Tits Off

LMWIS

Lick Me Where I Sweat

LOA

List Of Abbreviations

LOA

List Of Acronyms

LOA

Love On Arrival

LOIS

Laughing On The Inside

LOL

Laughing Out Loud

LOL

Little Old Lady

LOL

Lots Of Love

LOL

Lots Of Luck

LOLA

Laughing Out Loud Again

LOLOL

Laughing Out Loud On-Line

LOLOL

Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

LOMBARD

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead

LOML

Light Of My Life

LOOL

Laughing Out Outrageously Loud

LOQ

Laughing Out Quietly

LOTUS

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

LOWNBTD

Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do

LPB

Low Ping Bastard

LSFIAB

Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel

LSHIPMP

Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

LSHMBB

Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing

LSHMBH

Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

LSHMBIB

Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing

LSHMCIS

Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking

LSHMSH

Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts

LSHTTARDML

Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg

LSP

Less Sensitive Person

LTBF

Learn To Be Funny

LTF

Leap To Frogans

LTIC

Laughing Till I Cry

LTIP

Laughing Till I Puke

LTNC

Long Time, No See

LTNS

Long Time No See

LTNT

Long Time, No Type

LTP

Learn To Play

LTR

Later

LTR

Learn To Read

LTS

Laughing To Self

LTUAE

Life, The Universe, And Everything

LU4E&A

Love You For Ever And Always

LUB

Laughing Under Breath

LULU

Locally Unwanted Land Use

LUSER

Loser User

LUWAMH

Love You With All My Heart

LWR

Launch When Ready

LY

Love You

LYL

Love You Lots

LYLAB

Love You Like A Brother

LYLAS

Love You Like A Sister

LYLY

Love You and Leave You

LYMI

Love You Mean It

LZ

Loser

M$

MicroSoft

M8

Mate

MAC

Media Access Control

MAC

Most Applications Crash

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs

MARINE

My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment

MAYB

Mad About You, Baby

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MBUC

Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence

MCIBTY

My Computer Is Better Than Yours

MD

More Dirt

MDA

Mail Delivery Agent

MEG

Mega Evil Grin

MFG

More Friendly Garbage

MFIC

Mother Fucker In Charge

MFN

Main Frogans Network

MFTL

My Favourite Toy Language

MFWIC

Mother Fucker What's In Charge

MGB

May God Bless

MGD

My Gameboy Died

MH

Mostly Harmless

MHBFY

My Heart Bleeds For You

MHDC(A)

My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)

MHOTY

My Hat's Off To You

MHYG

Mind How You Go

MIASGB

Make It A Short GoodBye

MICROSOFT

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIL

Mother In Law

MILF

Mothers I'd Like to Fuck

MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

MIPS

Meaningless Information Per Second

MIPS

Million Instructions Per Second

MIRL

Meet In Real Life

ML

More Later

MLA

Multiple Letter Acronym

MMF

Make Money Fast

MMHS

Make My Heart Sing

MMIF

My Mouth Is Full

MNT

Medical Nutrition Therapy

MOF

Male Or Female

MOF

Matter Of Fact

MORF

Male Or Female

MOS

Member of the Opposite Sex

MOT

Moment Of Truth

MOT

Mug Of Tea

MOTAS

Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTD

Message Of The Day

MOTH

Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month

MOTM

Member Of The Month

MOTO

Master Of The Obvious

MOTOS

Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTOS

Member Of The Other Sex

MOTSS

Member Of The Same Sex

MP

My Pleasure

MPTY

More Power To You

MS

Masters Degree

MS

MicroSoft

MS

More Of The Same

MS

More Shit

MSCEA

My Southern Comfort's Empty Again

MSG

Message

MSMD

Monkey See Monkey Do

MSS

Member of the Same Sex

MTA

Mail Transfer Agent

MTBF

Mean Time Between Failure

MTF

More To Follow

MTFBWY

May The Force Be With You

MUA

Mail User Agent

MUD

Multi User Domain

MUD

Multi User Dungeon

MUG

Multi User Game

MUNG

Mash Until No Good

MUNG

Mung Until No Good

MUSH

Multi User Shared Hallucination

MYOB

Mind Your Own Business

N/A

Not Acceptable

N/A

Not Applicable

N/A

Not Available

N/M

Never Mind

N1

Nice One

N2S

Needless 2 Say

NADT

Not A Darn Thing

NAFAIK

Not As Far As I Know

NAGI

Not A Good Idea

NAHM

Not A Happy Man

NAHW

Not A Happy Woman

NAJASC

Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer

NAJASCYYY

Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda

NAK

Not Acknowledged

NALOPKT

Not A Lot Of People Know That

NAVY

Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NAYYY

Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda

NB

Nota Bene

NBD

No Big Deal

NBFD

No Big Fucking Deal

NBL

Not Bloody Likely

NBTD

Nothing Better To Do

NC

No Comment

NDA

Non-Disclosure Agreement

NDLWSMB

Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt

NE1

Anyone

NEM

Nothing Else Matters

NERD

National Establishment For Real Dorks

NFG

No Fucking Good

NFI

No Fucking Idea

NFIAA

No Fucking Idea At All

NFS

Need For Speed

NFS

Network File System

NFW

No Fucking Way

NFWM

No Fucking Way Man

NFY

No Fuck You

NG

New Guy

NG

News Group

NG

No Good

NHOH

Never Heard Of Her

NHOH

Never Heard Of Him

NHTOB

Never Heard That One Before

NIAA

No Idea At All

NIC

Network Interface Card

NICBDAT

Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes

NIDWTC

No I Don't Want To Chat

NIFOC

Nude In Front Of Computer

NIH

Not Invented Here

NIMBY

Not In My Back Yard

NIME

Not In My Experience

NIMFYE

Not In My Front Yard Either

NIMTO

Not In My Term Of Office

NINO

Nothing In, Nothing Out

NIT

Not In Therapy

NITS

Nervous In The Service

NK

New Kid

NLI

Not Logged In

NM

Never Mind

NM

Not Much

NMI

No Middle Initial

NMJ

Not My Job

NMN

No Middle Name

NMP

Not My Problem

NN

Night-Night

NNTP

Network News Transfer Protocol

NONA

Nerd-on-Nerd Action

NONYA

None Ya Business

NOPE

Not On Planet Earth

NORWICH

Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home

NOYB

None Of Your Business

NP

No Problem

NPAA

No Problem At All

NPF

No Problem Found

NPI

No Pun Intended

NPLU

Not People Like Us

NPNG

No Pain No Gain

NQA

No Questions Asked

NQOS

Not Quite Our Sort

NQWI

Not Quite With It

NRN

No Reply Necessary

NSFW

Not Suitable For Work

NSS

No Shit, Sherlock

NT

No Text

NTDW

Nothing To Do With

NTDWI

Nothing To Do With It

NTG

Not Too Good

NTH

No Therapy Helpful

NTIBOA

Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything

NTIM

Not That It Matters

NTIMM

Not That It Matters Much

NTK

Need To Know

NTK

Nice To Know

NTL

Nevertheless

NTL

Nonetheless

NTTAWWT

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

NTTFLS

Not Till The Fat Lady Sings

NTYMI

Now That You Mention It

NUI

Network User Identification

NW

Next Week

NW

No Way

NWOBHM

New Wave Of British Heavy Metal

NYCTMI

Now You Come To Mention It

NYM

New York Minute

NYP

Not Your Problem

O

Over

OACB

Offensive As Can Be

OAO

Over And Out

OATUS

On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS

On An Unrelated Subject

OB

OBligatory

OBE

Overcome By Events

OBO

Or Best Offer

OBTW

Oh, By The Way

OD

Oh Dear

OD

Overdose

OEM

Original Equipment Manufacturer

OFS

One Finger Salute

OIC

Oh, I See

OJ

Obligatory Joke

OJ

Only Joking

OJ

Orange Juice

OL

Old Lady

OLDSMOBILE

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover

OM

Old Man

OMDB

Over My Dead Body

OMFG

Oh My Fucking God

OMG

Oh My God

OMKC

On My Knees Crying

OMKP

On My Knees Praying

OMW

On My Way

ONNA

Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA

Oh No, Not This Again

OO

Over and Out

OOC

Out Of Character

OOI

Out Of Interest

OOM

Out Of Memory

OOP

Out Of Production

OOS

Out Of Sight

OOSOOM

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

OOT

Out Of Town

OOTB

Out Of The Box

OOTC

Obligatory On Topic Comment

OP

Original Poster

OPL

Obvious Panty Line

OPM

Other Peoples' Money

ORN

Oh Really now

OS

Operating System

OS/2

Obsolete Soon, Too

OS/2

Operating System 2

OSIF

Oh Shit, I Forgot

OSIM

Oh Shoot It's Monday

OSLT

Or Something Like That

OSOM

Out of Sight Out of Mind

OSU

Officially Sanctioned User

OT

Off Topic

OT

On Topic

OT1H

On The One Hand

OTBE

Over Taken By Events

OTC

Over The Counter

OTD

Out The Door

OTF

On The Floor

OTF

On The Phone

OTK

Over The Knee

OTL

Out To Lunch

OTOH

On The Other Hand

OTOOH

On The Other Other Hand

OTOS

On The Other Side

OTP

One True Pairing

OTT

Over The Top

OTTH

On The Third Hand

OTTOMH

Off The Top Of My Head

OTTOMHAROO

Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds

OTTOMHAROOB

Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds

OTW

On The Way

OTW

On The Whole

OUSU

Oh, You Shut Up

OW

Oh Well

OWTTE

Or Words To That Effect

OYKKAA

On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again

OYW

On Your Way

PABG

Pack A Big Gun

PAW

Parents Are Watching

PBD

Programmer Brain Damage

PBM

Play By Mail (Games)

PBUH

Peace Be Upon Him

PCB

Please Call Back

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PCMCIA

Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

PCO

Please Carry On

PCYLIHOONL

Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left

PD

Public Domain

PDA

Public Display of Affection

PDE

Puppy Dog Eyed

PDF

Portable Document Format

PDF

Pretty Damn Funny

PDF

Pretty Darn Funny

PDN

Public Data Network

PDQ

Pretty Damn Quick

PDS

Please Don't Shoot

PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

PEST

Please Excuse Slow Typing

PF&HOMW

Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall

PFM

Pure Fucking Magic

PFT

Pause For Thought

PG

Pretty Good

PGP

Pretty Good Privacy

PGY

Post Graduate Year

PHA

Perfectly Hopeless Ass

PHB

Pointy Haired Boss

PHD

Piled Higher And Deeper

PHD

Push Here Dummy

PICNIC

Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

PIMP

Pee In My Pants

PITA

Pain In The Ass

PITBY

Put It In Their Back Yard

PITFU

Pick It The Fuck Up

PKB

Pot, Kettle, Black

PLBKAC

Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair

PLMK

Please Let Me Know

PLMKO

Please Let Me Know, Ok

PLOKTA

Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

PLS

Please

PLUR

Peace Love Unity Respect

PLUTO

Pipe Line Under The Ocean

PM

Personal Message

PM

Private Mail

PM

Private Message

PMBI

Pardon My Butting In

PMETC

Pardon Me Etc

PMFBI

Pardon Me For Butting In

PMFJI

Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMFJIH

Pardon Me For Jumping In Here

PMIGBOM

Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth

PMJI

Pardon My Jumping In

PML

Pissing Myself Laughing

PMP

Peed My Pants

PMP

Peeing My Pants

PMS

Pretty Much Sucks

PMSL

Pissing Myself Laughing

PMYMHMMFSWGAD

Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn

PMYMHMMFSWGAS

Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit

POAHF

Put On A Happy Face

POC

Peeping Other Chatters

POC

Prisoner Of Chat

POD

Piece Of Data

POETS

Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday

POETS

Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday

POITS

Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday

POLA

Principle Of Least Astonishment

POLA

Principle Of Least Authority

POLP

Principle Of Least Privilege

POM

Phase Of The Moon

POP

Point Of Presence

POP

Post Office Protocol

POQ

Piss Off Quickly

POQADCB

Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back

POS

Parent Over Shoulder

POS

Person Over Shoulder

POS

Piece Of Shit

POS

Point Of Sale

POSSLQ

Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTC

Peck On The Cheek

POV

Point Of View

PPL

People

PPN

Programmer Project Number

PPP

Pee Poor Protoplasm

PPP

Petty Pet Peeve

PPP

Point To Point Protocol

PPPP

Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position

PPPPPT

Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together

PPTSPAHS

Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce

PRW

Parents R Watching

PS

Photoshop

PS

Pit Stop

PS

Post Scriptum

PS

Postscript

PT

Physical Training

PTB

Powers That Be

PTL

Praise the Lord

PTM

Please Tell Me

PTMM

Please Tell Me More

PTO

Patent And Trademark Office

PTO

Please Turn Over

PW

Pathetic Wanker

PW

Pow Wow

PYS

Pack Your Stuff

Q&A

Questions & Answers

QDPSH

Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker

QDSM

Quick and Dirty Solution Manager

QED

Quite Easily Done

QED

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

QFT

Quoted For Truth

QRT

Quit Receiving/Transmitting

QSL

Reply

QSO

Conversation

QT

Cutie

QT

Quiet

R

Are

RA

Research Assistant

RA

Resident Assistant

RAEBNC

Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment

RAK

Random Act Of Kindness

RAW

Rules As Written

RBS

Really Big Screen

RD

Registered Dietitian

RE

Regarding

REMF

Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers

RFC

Request For Comments

RFD

Request For Discussion

RFI

Request For Information

RFT

Request For Thinking

RGDS

Regards

RHIP

Rank Has Its Privileges

RIP

Rest In Peace

RL

Real Life

RLCO

Real Life Conference

RMA

Return Merchandise Authorization

RNA

Ring, No Answer

ROFFNAR

Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason

ROFL

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROFLABAOTP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place

ROFLAHMS

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides

ROFLAHMSL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing

ROFLASC

Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

ROFLASTC

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

ROFLBSAOTP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place

ROFLBTC

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet

ROFLBTCUTS

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop

ROFLGO

Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROFLGO

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROFLHOLCBF

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers

ROFLHOLCCF

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur

ROFLHOLCDF

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur

ROFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off

ROFLMAO

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROFLMAOAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants

ROFLMAOAY

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You

ROFLMAOOL

Rolling On The Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud

ROFLMAOPIMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants

ROFLMAOWPIMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants

ROFLMAOWTIME

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes

ROFLMBO

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off

ROFLMHO

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off

ROFLOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROFLOLPIMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants

ROFLOLVH

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard

ROFLOLWS

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping

ROFLSHIPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

ROFLSTC

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat

ROFLSTCIIHO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One

ROFLTC

Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue

ROFLUTS

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak

ROFLWMK

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers

ROFPML

Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing

ROFTTPOF

Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames

RON

Remain Overnight

ROTBA

Reality On The Blink Again

ROTF

Rolling On The Floor

ROTFFNAR

Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason

ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLABAOTP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place

ROTFLACGU

Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up

ROTFLAHMS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides

ROTFLAPMP

Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants

ROTFLASTC

Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat

ROTFLASTC

Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat

ROTFLBSAOTP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place

ROTFLBTC

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet

ROTFLBTCASTC

Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat

ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO

Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One

ROTFLBTCUTS

Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop

ROTFLBTCUTS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop

ROTFLGO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out

ROTFLHOLCBF

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers

ROTFLHOLCCF

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur

ROTFLHOLCDF

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur

ROTFLMAAOBPO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLMAOAPMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants

ROTFLMAOAY

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You

ROTFLMAOPIMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants

ROTFLMAOWPIMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants

ROTFLMAOWTIME

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes

ROTFLMBO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off

ROTFLMHO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off

ROTFLMTO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off

ROTFLOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFLOLPIMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants

ROTFLOLWS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping

ROTFLSHIPMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants

ROTFLSTC

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat

ROTFLSTCIIHO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One

ROTFLTC

Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue

ROTFLUTS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak

ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO

Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off

ROTM

Right On The Money

RPG

Really Pathetic Gamer

RPG

Rocket Propelled Grenade

RPG

Role Playing Game

RPG

Role Playing Games

RSN

Real Soon Now

RT

Real Time

RTA

Read The Article

RTD

Read The Documentation

RTFA

Read The Fucking Article

RTFAQ

Read The FAQ

RTFD

Read The Fucking Documentation

RTFF

Read The Fine Faq

RTFF

Read The Fucking FAQ

RTFFAQ

Read The Fucking FAQ

RTFI

Read The Fucking Instructions

RTFM

Read The Fine Manual

RTFM

Read The Fucking Manual

RTFM

Read The Fucking Message

RTFMS

Read The Fucking Manual, Sir

RTFQ

Read The Fucking Question

RTFS

Read The Fucking Source

RTFS

Read The Fucking Standard

RTI

Real Time Interruption

RTM

Read The Manual

RTM

Read The Message

RTS

Read The Screen

RTSM

Read The Stupid Manual

RTSM

Read The Stupid Message

RUMF

Are You Male Or Female

RUMOF

Are You Male Or Female

RUOK

Are You OK

RWT

Repeat Whole Thing

RYFM

Read Your Fucking Manual

S

Sigh

S

Smile

S&N

Smile And Nod

S/O

Someone

S/TH

Something

S2BX

Soon To Be Ex

S4C

Sorry For Caps

SAAB

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

SAHM

Stay At Home Mom

SAMF

Sad Ass Mother Fucker

SAMFU

Self-Adjusting Military Fuck Up

SAMFUTU

Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual

SAPFU

Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups

SAR

Smart Ass Remark

SASB

Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly

SAYOR

Speak At Your Own Risk

SB

Smiles Back

SBB

Stupid Beyond Belief

SBCN

Sitting Behind The Computer Naked

SBD

Silent But Deadly

SBID

Shitty But It'll Do

SCNR

Sorry, Could Not Resist

SCSI

Small Computer System Interface

SCSI

System Can't See It

SCUBA

Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

SDIHTT

Someday I'll Have The Time

SEC

Second

SED

Said Enough Darling

SEG

Shit Eating Grin

SEP

Somebody Else's Problem

SETE

Smiling Ear To Ear

SF

Science Fiction

SF

Speculative Fantasy

SFAIAA

So Far As I Am Aware

SFC

Sorry For Caps

SFLA

Stupid Four Letter Acronym

SFSG

So Far So Good

SFT

Sorry For That

SGML

Standardized General Markup Language

SH

Shit Happens

SHID

Slaps Head In Disgust

SHIT

Sure Happy It's Thursday

SHIT

Sure Happy It's Tuesday

SHLH

Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically

SHM

Shit Happens, Mate

SHTS

Spit Hitting The Spam

SHTSI

Somebody Had To Say It

SICS

Sitting In Chair Snickering

SIG

Special Interest Group

SIIC

See If I Care

SIIN

Stuffed If I Know

SIL

Sister In Law

SIL

Son In Law

SIMCA

Sitting In My Chair Amused

SITD

Still In The Dark

SIU

Suck It Up

SIUYAS

Stick It Up Your Ass Sideways

SIYH

Sooner If You Help

SLATFATF

So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish

SLIP

Serial Line Internet Protocol

SLIP

Single Line In Protocol

SLJ

Shitty Little Job

SLJO

Shitty Little Job Officer

SLV

C'est la vie

SMAO

Showing My Ass Off

SMAR

Suck My Ass Raw

SME

Subject Matter Expert

SMO

Serious Mode On

SMOF

Secret Masters Of Fandom

SMOFF

Serious Mode Off

SMOP

Small Matter Of Programming

SMTP

Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

SNAC

Sitting Naked At Computer

SNAFU

Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

SNERT

Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager

SNFIAA

Still No Fucking Idea At All

SNR

Signal to Noise Ratio

SO

Significant Other

SOB

Son Of a Bitch

SOI

Stink On Ice

SOI

Stunk On Ice

SOL

Shit Out of Luck

SOL

Shit Outta Luck

SOP

Standard Operating Procedure

SOP

Standing Operational Procedures

SOP

Stay Off the Pipe

SOS

Same Old Shit

SOS

Same Old Story

SOS

Sibling Over Shoulder

SOS

Someone Special

SOSDD

Same Old Shit Different Day

SOSO

Same Old, Same Old

SOT

Short Of Time

SOTMG

Short Of Time Must Go

SOVS

Someone Very Special

SOW

Speaking Of Which

SP

sorry for bad SPelling

SPAM

Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email

SS

Smiling Sweetly

SS

So Sleepy

SSB

Smiling Sweetly Back

SSDD

Same Shit, Different Day

SSDD

Same Stuff, Different Day

SSEWBA

Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms

SSIA

Subject Says It All

ST

So There

ST

Star Trek

ST

Starting Weight

ST

Such That

STBY

Sucks To Be You

ST-DS9

Star Trek, Deep Space 9

STF

Search The Forum

STFU

Shut The Fuck Up

STFW

Search The Fucking Web

STS

So To Speak

ST-TNG

Star Trek, The Next Generation

ST-TOS

Star Trek, The Original Series

ST-VOY

Star Trek, Voyager

STW

Search The Web

SUCDIC

Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge

SUFID

Screwing Up Face In Disgust

SUNOILTY

Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You

SUQ

Stupid User Question

SUQs

Stupid User Questions

SUSFU

Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up

SUYP

Shut Up You Pervert

SW

Says Who

SW

So What

SW

Software

SW

Starwars

SWAG

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWAG

Simple Wild Ass Guess

SWAK

Sealed With A Kiss

SWALK

Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SWDYRTW

Since When Do You Rule The Web

SWL

Screaming With Laughter

SWMBO

She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWPL

Stuff White People Like

SW-SE

Star Wars Special Edition

SWWPACUWELA

Still Wondering Why People Are Coming Up With Eleven Letter Acronyms

SWYP

So What's Your Problem

SYDWBY

See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya

SYIC

See You In Cyberspace

SYITFP

See You In The Funny Pages

SYL

See You Later

SYS

See You Soon

SYSOP

System Operator

SYT

See You Tonight

SYT

Sweet Young Thing

TA

Thanks Again

TADT

They All Do That

TAF

That's All, Folks

TAFN

That's All For Now

TAFT

That's A Frightening Thought

TAM

Tenner A Month

TANJ

There Ain't No Justice

TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TANSTAASQ

There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

TARFU

Things Are Really Fucked Up

TBC

To Be Continued

TBDL

To Be Discussed Later

TBDML

To Be Discussed Much Later

TBE

To Be Expected

TBH

To Be Honest

TBNT

Thanks But No Thanks

TBYB

Try Before You Buy

TC

Take Care

TC

Telephone Call

TCB

Taking Care Of Business

TCB

Trouble Came Back

TCBY

Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll

TCD

The Cat's Dead

TCOY

Take Care Of Yourself

TCOYF

Taking Charge of Your Fertility

TDD

The Dog's Dead

TDM

Too Damn Many

TE

The End

TEOTWAWKI

The End Of The World As We Know It

TFB

Too Fucking Bad

TFDS

That's For Damn Sure

TFE

Too Fucking Easy

TFM

The Fucking Manual

TFN

Thanks For Nothing

TFS

Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)

TFTT

Thanks For The Thought

TFTT

Thanks For The Tip

TGAL

Think Globally, Act Locally

TGFTCL

Thank God For The Chat Line

TGIF

Thank God It's Friday

TGTF

Thank God Tomorrow's Friday

THHGTTG

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

THNX

Thanks

THO

Titty Hard On

TIA

Thanks In Advance

TIASIRGOOH

This Internet Acronym Shit Is Really Getting Out Of Hand

TIATLG

Truly, I Am The Living God

TIC

Tongue In Cheek

TIE

Take It Easy

TIFIFY

There, I Fixed It For You

TILII

Tell It Like It Is

TIMTOWTDI

There Is More Than One Way To Do It

TINALO

This Is Not A Legal Opinion

TINAR

This Is Not A Recommendation

TINC

There Is No Cabal

TINSTAAFL

There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TINWIS

That Is Not What I Said

TIP

To Insure Promptness

TIWTGLGG

This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes

TJATAW

Truth, Justice, And The American Way

TLA

Three-Letter Acronym

TLC

Tender Loving Care

TLD

Top Level Domain

TLG

The Living God

TLTB

Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys

TM

Thread Mangler

TM

Tomorrow

TM

Trust Me

TMI

Too Much Information

TMIKTLIU

The More I Know, The Less I Understand

TMSHTF

Too Much Shit Hit The Fan

TMTLTBMG

There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl

TMTOWTDT

There's More Than One Way To Do This

TN

Telnet

TNLNSL

Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook

TNOTB

The Number Of The Beast

TNOTVS

Theres Nothing On Tv So

TNSO

Temptingly Naked Significant Other

TNT

Till Next Time

TNTC

Too Numerous To Count

TNX

Thanks

TOBAL

There Oughta Be A Law

TOBG

This Oughta Be Good

TOY

Thinking Of You

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

TPAE

The Possibilities Are Endless

TPS

This Program Sucks

TPSS

This Program Sucks Severely

TPTB

The Powers That Be

TQM

Total Quality Management

TRATEOTU

The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

TRDMC

Tears Running Down My Cheeks

TS

Tough Shit

TSIA

Title Says It All

TSJD

Texas Size Jelly Donut

TSOHF

Total Sense Of Humor Failure

TSR

Terminate And Stay Resident Program

TSR

Totally Stupid Rules

TT

Take That

TTBE

That's To Be Expected

TTBOMK

To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTFN

Ta Ta For Now

TTL

Time To Live

TTL4N

That's The Lot For Now

TTLFN

That's The Lot For Now

TTM

To The Moderator

TTS

Tiny Tit Syndrome

TTT

To The Top

TTTH

Talk To The Hand

TTUL

Talk To You Later

TTUL

Type To You Later

TTYL

Talk To You Later

TTYL

Type To You Later

TTYRS

Talk To You Real Soon

TTYRS

Type To You Real Soon

TTYS

Talk To You Soon

TTYS

Type To You Soon

TTYT

Talk To You Tomorrow

TUFD

The User File Died

TVM

Thanks Very Much

TWAIN

Technology Without An Interesting Name

TWIMC

To Whom It May Concern

TWIWI

That Was Interesting, Wasn't It

TWYAS

That's What You All Say

TWYT

That's What You Think

TX

Thanks

TY

Thank You

TYCLO

Turn Your Caps Lock Off

TYLE

Took You Long Enough

TYP

Thank You Partner

TYVM

Thank You Very Much

U

You

U/L

Upload

U2

You Too

UA

Unauthorized Absence

UAE

Unrecoverable Application Error

UBD

User Brain Damage

UCCOM

You Can Count On Me

UCE

Unsolicited Commercial E-mail

UDS

Ugly Domestic Scene

UIAM

Unless I Am Mistaken

UL

Upload

UNA

Use No Acronyms

UNCLE

Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants

UOK

Are You Okay

UOK

You Ok

UOM$

You Owe Me Money

UPGS

Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome

UR

You Are

UR

Your

URI

Uniform Resource Identifier

URL

Uniform Resource Locator

URLCM

You Are Welcome

USAFU

Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up

USB

Universal Serial Bus

USU

Usually

UTC

Under The Counter

UTSL

Use The Source, Luke

UTT

Under The Table

VBEG

Very Big Evil Grin

VBG

Very Big Grin

VBS

Very Big Smile

VBSEG

Very Big Shit Eating Grin

VC

Virtual Community

VEG

Very Evil Grin

VES

Very Evil Smile

VETLA

Very Enhanced TLA

VFM

Value For Money

VH

Virtual Hug

VHS

Video Home System

VLSTGLOI

Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VPH

Visible Panty Line

VPN

Virtual Private Network

VR

Virtual Reality

VT

Virtual Time

VW

Very Wasted

VW

Virtually Worthless

VWD

Very Well Done

VWG

Very Wicked Grin

VWS

Very Wicked Smile

W

Whatever

W

Wink

W/

With

W/O

Without

W8

Wait

W8ING

Waiting

WAB

What A Bummer

WAB

What, Another Bill

WAC

What A Crock

WAD

Without A Doubt

WADR

With All Due Respect

WAEF

When All Else Fails

WAF

Wife Acceptance Factor

WAFWOT

What A Fucking Waste Of Time

WAG

Wild Ass Guess

WALOC

What A Load Of Crap

WAM

Wait A Minute

WAMKSAM

Why Are My Kids Staring At Me

WAN

Wide Area Network

WARS

World Acronym Reference Standard

WATB

Whiney Ass Titty Baby

WAUF

Where Are You From

WB

Welcome Back

WB

Write Back

WBASAP

Write Back As Soon As Possible

WBMBF

Wanna Be My Boy Friend

WBMGF

Wanna Be My Girl Friend

WBS

Write Back Soon

WCAGA

What Comes Around, Goes Around

WCTYBTWHTKY

We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You

WCUWTELANIGTKWTM

Who Came Up With Those Eleven Letter Acronyms, Nobody Is Going To Know What They Mean

WD

Well Done

WDF

What Da Fuck

WDO

Well Done Opponents

WDOI

Wouldn't Dream Of It

WDYC

Who Do I Call

WDYLL

What Do You Look Like

WDYM

What Do You Mean

WDYMBT

What Do You Mean By That

WDYT

What Do You Think

WDYW

What Do You Want

WEFT

Wrong Every Fucking Time

WEM

Whatever, Man

WFF

Warm Fuzzy Feeling

WFHIT

What Fresh Hell Is This

WFM

Works For Me

WFO

Wide Fucking Open

WG

Wicked Grin

WGACA

What Goes Around Comes Around

WGAS

Who Gives A Shit

WGBTY

Will Get Back To You

WGO

What's Going On

WGTG

Well, Got To Go

WH

What's Happening

WIBAMU

Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

WIBNI

Would It Be Nice If

WIBNIF

Wouldn't If Be Nice If

WIIFM

What's In It For Me

WIMP

Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing

WINDOWS

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

WISP

Winning Is So Pleasurable

WIYGW

Write If You Get Work

WLYK

Will Let You Know

WMMOWS

Wash My Mouth Out With Soap

WNOHGB

Where No One Has Gone Before

WOA

Work Of Art

WOB

Waste Of Bandwidth

WOCAB

Who, Of Course, Are Bastards

WOE

Way Of Eating

WOE

World Of Entertainment

WOFTAM

Waste Of Flaming Time And Money

WOL

Wake-On-LAN

WOL

Way Of Life

WOL

Win Or Lose

WOLF

Witless One Line Followup

WOM

Word Of Mouth

WOMBAT

Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time

WOTAD

Worship Of The Almighty Dollar

WOWF

Witless One Word Followup

WRATGAS

Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit

WRT

With Regard To

WRT

With Respect To

WRU

Who Are You

WSD

Willing Suspension Of Disbelief

WSLS

Win Some, Lose Some

WT

Without Thinking

WTF

What The Fuck

WTFDIC

What The Fuck Do I Care

WTFDIK

What The Fuck Do I Know

WTFDYTYA

Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are

WTFO

What The Fuck, Over

WTFRU

Who The Fuck Are You

WTFRUTA

What The Fuck Are You Talking About

WTFWT

What The Fuck Was That

WTG

Way To Go

WTH

What The Hell

WTHDTM

What The Hell Does That Mean

WTMKF

Welcome To My Kill Filter

WTTC

Welcome To The Club

WTTM

Without Thinking Too Much

WTY

Waving To You

WU

What's Up

WWS

Wife Wants Sex

WWW

World Wide Wait

WWW

World Wide Waste

WWW

World Wide Web

WWW

World Wild Web

WWYL

When Will You Learn

WYGIWYAF

What You Get Is What You Asked For

WYGIWYG

What You Get Is What You Get

WYGIWYG

What You Got Is What You Get

WYGIWYPF

What You Get Is What You Pay For

WYLABOCTGWTR

Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark

WYLASOMWTC

Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment

WYMOWS

Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap

WYP

What's Your Point

WYR

When You're Ready

WYSBANRTWYG

What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get

WYSBYGI

What You See Before You Get It

WYSIOSALLLWYMG

What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get

WYSIWYD

What You See Is What You Deserve

WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

WYSIWYM

What You See I What You Mean

WYSIWYN

What You See Is What You Need

WYSOH

Where's Your Sense Of Humor

WYTTIWTK

What You Tell Them Is What They Know

WYTYSYDG

What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get

X&O

Hugs and Kisses

XAO

Hugs and Kisses

XYL

Ex Young Lady

XYZ

Examine Your Zipper

Y

Why

Y2K

Year 2000

Y3

Yada Yada Yada

YAA

Yet Another Acronym

YABA

Yet Another Bloody Acronym

YABSA

Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym

YAC

Are You Available To Chat

YADS

Yet Another Dos Shell

YAFA

Yet Another Fucking Acronym

YAFIYGI

You Asked For It, You Got It

YANETUT

You Are Not Expected To Understand This

YAOTM

Yet Another Off-Topic Message

YAP

Yet Another Ploy

YAS

Young And Stupid

YAW

You Are Wicked

YBS

You'll Be Sorry

YBTMFML

You Belong To Me Forever My Love

YBYSA

You Bet Your Sweet Ass

YCDBSOYA

You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass

YCDBWYCID

You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down

YCLIU

You Can Look It Up

YD

Yesterday

YD

You're Dead

YFTR

Yust For That Reason

YG

Young Gentleman

YGIAGAM

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine

YGLT

You're Gonna Love This

YGM

You've Got Mail

YGTBK

You've Got To Be Kidding

YGTBSM

You've Got To Be Shitting Me

YGWYPF

You Get What You Pay For

YHBM

You Have Bin Mail

YHBT

You Have Been Trolled

YHBW

You Have Been Warned

YHGASP

You Have Got A Serious Problem

YHGASPL

You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad

YHGMTPO

You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of

YHL

You Have Lost

YHM

You Have Mail

YHMOAU

You Have Messed One Acronym Up

YHTBT

You Had To Be There

YIB

Yeah, I'll Bet

YKIYEI

You Killed It, You Eat It

YKWIM

You Know What I Mean

YKYARW

You Know You're A Redneck When

YKYB

You Know You've Been

YKYBOTLW

You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When

YL

Young Lady

YM

You Mean

YM

Young Man

YMMD

You Made My Day

YMMV

Your Methods May Vary

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary

YOMMFSWGAS

You've Obviously Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit

YOYO

You're On Your Own

YR

Yeah Right

YS

You Suck

YSS

You Suck Severely

YSW

Yeah, Sure, Whatever

YTM

You The Man

YTMND

You're The Man Now, Dog

YW

You're Welcome

YWHOL

Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud

YWSYLS

You Win Some, You Lose Some

YYY

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

ZA

Zero Administration

ZIP

Zoning Improvement Plan

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